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ZpLiNtEh
Beer, tits, gaming, metal, friends, tea.

Age 31, Male

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England

Joined on 6/12/04

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I just lost my other intestine, if you know what I mean. :3

oh shcnap!

You're darn tootin'.

A cat ate it. D:

rootin tootin?

if not then go suck on a cabbage BITCH!

Go suck on a chicken's head, you fluffy rabbit, you.

I've already done that seventeen times today my good fish fellow, care to partake in some deceased crocodile bobbing instead?

Of course, my friendly fishy friend.

The English are weird, you fluffy fish, you.

oh yes, you are unable to fathom how very weird some of us can be, such as myself.
but we are not quite as mental as you dear irish folk >:D

my friend is half irish, and he likes cats alot.

What was that, my fluff flabby fluck?

I like goldfish because when they try to bite you, they end up nudging you by the nose. :3

>:)
sausage fests are bad for your sex drive...

D:
I DON'T LIKE SAUSAGES TOO MUCH ANYMORE

I don't like them at all :3
never did lolz

apart from sausage rolls....*drools*...*ejaculates*.
...*runs*...

Also, hot dogs are only good for killing animals and putting in a fridge.

fair do's me ole sunshine

you are my sunshine, my only sunshine

i wuv u too :3